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Disney Kills Black Bear Spotted Inside Magic Kingdom
A decision by Disney sparks huge controversy. They killed the black bear that was spotted in Magic Kingdom. Many people are outraged by this.
BREAKING: Marvel Theme Park Coming to Disney World
Marvel Infinity Kingdom will officially be the 5th Disney World theme park. It will encompass the entire Marvel universe in one new theme park.
Maui’s Tattoo Shop Coming to Magic Kingdom
The first ever tattoo shop is coming to Disney World property. Maui’s Tattoo Shop will have Disney artists and animators as the tattoo artists in the shop
Disney Using Kickstarter to Fund New Moana Water Ride
In a surprising twist, Disney is turning to Kickstarter to fund Moana’s Epic Voyage, the newest Disney ride. The rewards for those who pledge are amazing!
Disney World Now Selling Park Tickets for All Pets
Disney is now selling tickets for pets. For $200, you can buy a Disney World Ticket for your furry friend. This includes dogs, cats, horses, and more.
BREAKING: Disney World Officially Removes Drinking Age
Everyone can now legally drink at Disney World. This is in light of the breaking news that Disney World removes the drinking age in their parks.
Every Restaurant at Disney Will be All-You-Can-Eat
All-you-can-eat is taking over Disney World. This will be the only option at all restaurants. While this sounds great, the price has many guests unhappy
New Official Drinking Around the World Competition at EPCOT
There is a new competition at EPCOT. The drinking around the world competition at EPCOT combines drinking with physical fitness.
Haunted Mansion Rethemed to New Ghostbusters Ride
The Haunted Mansion, one of the most popular Disney rides is getting a retheme. Ghostbusters Mansion Mania will replace it, as an interactive shooting ride
Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster Stuck Upside Down for 12 Hours
A fun ride on the Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster turns into a nightmare as guests were stranded upside down for 12 hours. This was a terrible experience for many.
Snipers Added to Disney World Roofs for Security
In an effort to make Disney World parks safer, Disney is adding snipers to their theme parks. They will be hidden on the roofs inside each park.
Moana’s Epic Voyage – New Water Ride Coming to EPCOT
A new water ride is coming to EPCOT. Inspired by the movie Moana, Moana’s Epic Voyage is a new ride like Splash Mountain, replacing The Seas
“Disney Adult” Now Legally Recognized as an Ethnicity
In a surprsing announcement, Disney Adult is now legally recognized as an ethnicity by the US Government due to their unique and strong culture
Toll Booths Being Built Inside Disney World Theme Parks
Toll Booths are coming to Disney World parks. They will be located at the entrances to different lands of the parks. The tolls will be expensive for guests.
Racist Jokes Returning to The Jungle Cruise
The popular Trader Sam and headhunter tribe jokes are returning to the Jungle Cruise. The return of these racist jokes has the world divided
BREAKING: Disney World Tickets May Soon be Free
In breaking Disney news, tickets to Disney World may soon be free. That’s right, going to Disney World may be free if Disney becomes a non-profit in Florida
Crush, The Turtle From Finding Nemo, Has Died
Crush, one of the most popular characters from Finding Nemo, has unexpectedly died. Fans are skeptical about his death and if Disney killed him
Sunday Morning Mass Coming to Magic Kingdom
Disney is implementing Sunday morning mass at the Magic Kingdom. This will be a nondenominational Christian mass led by Pastor Mickey Mouse
Source Confirms Disney Using AI to Write Movies
Disney is failing in the box office. According to an internal source, they have ben using artificial intelligence (AI) to write movie scripts
Disney Bans Proposals in Their Theme Parks
Disney is banning proposals in their parks. Anyone caught proposing at Disney theme parks will be kicked out of the park and may be banned for life