Joe Biden Promises Free Disney World Tickets
In order to buy more votes, Joe Biden is promising all Americans free 5-day tickets to Disney World. Of course, there are many concerns over this proposal.
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BREAKING: The 2025 Masters Will Played at Disney World
In breaking news, the 2025 Masters Tournament will be hosted at Disney World. Disney bought the rights to host The Masters 5 years for a whopping $500 million.
Experts Confirm That Mickey Mouse Isn’t Real
A shocking study is out claiming that Mickey Mouse isn’t real. Experts state that it is actually a man or a woman inside a costume.
BREAKING: Disney Hires Claudine Gay as New CEO
Claudine Gay is the new Disney CEO. According to sources, Gay has a long history of successfully copying others, which is what Disney needs.
More Than 100 Squatters Legally Take Over Disneyland
The squatter problem has hit Disneyland as more than 100 squatters legally take over the park. Disney has nothing they can do about it either
Suite Life of Zack & Cody Reboot Coming to Disney+
A Suite Life of Zack & Cody reboot is coming to Disney+ where Zack and Cody experience the difficulties of being a millennial, while at The Tipton
Abandoned River Country Water Park is Reopening
Disney’s abandoned River Country water park is reopening in June 2026. Disney will repair the abandoned parts and add new attractions to the park
The Walt Disney Company Buys Epstein Island
In a shocking and disturbing twist, the Walt Disney Company purchased Epstein Island for $3 billion. Many are speculating this is a cover up for something
Disney Officially Launches Only Fans with Adult Content
Disney is getting into the adult content business with the launch of their Only Fans page. Here people can see explicit photos of Disney characters
BREAKING: Mickey Mouse is Running For President of The US
Mickey Mouse may be the 47th president of the United States. He is running against Joe Biden for the Democrat ticket in hopes of defeating Donald Trump
Disney Announces “The Lion Queen”, A Sequel to “The Lion King”
Disney is looking to dominate the Box Office with “The Lion Queen”, a feminist sequel to The Lion King. However, not everyone is a fan of this new movie.
Pixar Announces Harry Potter and The Sorcerer’s Stone
Harry Potter and The Sorcerer’s Stone will be remade by Pixar. This comes after another huge Disney acquisition and has many people excited
Ron DeSantis Now Running For President of Disney
Just days after Ron Desantis drops out of the presidential election, he announces he is running to become the president of The Walt Disney Company.
Disney Announces “Proud”, A Fat Pride Princess Movie
Disney will soon have an obese princesss. Lizzo is set to avoice Felicia in “Proud”, a new Disney movie to celebrate fat pride
BREAKING: Violet Has an Abortion in The Incredibles III
The Incredibles III will deal with teen pregnancy and abortion. This will make it one of the most controversial Disney and Pixar movies ever made
Most Unhinged Disney/Pixar Films Coming Out in 2024
In 2024, Disney and Pixar are taking a bold approach to new films. Many of these will be their most controversial ever, like Chemo and Abducted for example.
Walt Disney Company Renamed to Mickey Mouse Company
Breaking news, the Walt Disney company is being renamed to the Mickey Mouse Company. This is because Walt Disney is a controversial figure.
Star Wars and Star Trek Crossover Coming to Disney+
A much anticipated Star Wars and Star Trek crossover is in the works. The new movie will air on Disney+ and will bring the two universes together.
Miley Cyrus as White Tiana in New Princess and The Frog
In a shocking twist, Disney is casting Miley Cyrus, a white woman, to play Tiana, a black princess, in the new live-action Princess and the Frog movie.
BREAKING: Disney Officially Buys The Tampa Bay Rays
In breaking news, the Walt Disney Company officially buys the Tampa Bay Rays. They will be renamed the Disney D23s and move to Disney World.