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EXCLUSIVE: Secret Underground Fights at Walt Disney World
After hours fights are taking place below the Magic Kingdom. These fights take place in a secret room of high rollers and VIPs and involve significant betting.
BREAKING: Mickey Mouse is Getting Human Ears!
Breaking Disney news! The classic silhouette of Mickey Mouse will be changing drastically. Mickey Mouse will be getting human ears.
Spaceship Earth to Become Star Wars Roller Coaster Ride
A new Star Wars Roller Coaster Ride will soon replace Spaceship Earth at EPCOT! This will be the fastest roller coaster at Disney World when it opens.
Disney Will Pay Guests to Not Stand in Lines
Disney World will soon pay guests to not get in lines. This encourages guests to spend less time waiting in line and instead, spending money.
Expedition Everest Yeti Being Removed Permanently
Disney will remove the animatronic yeti permanently from Expedition Everest. This way, Disney may be able to fix it and return it to the attraction.
Disneyland Will No Longer Have Fireworks Shows
The California government is banning fireworks at Disney. If the legislation passes, Disneyland will no longer have fireworks shows.
Kilimanjaro Safaris Truck Runs Over Giraffe
A giraffe is seriously injured after being run over by kilimanjaro safaris truck. According to a witness, the giraffe came out of nowhere and was struck
You Can Soon Safely Drink Disney World Ride Water
Disney is adding water purifiers to their water rides. This will allow guests to safely drink the water on the rides. This is to enhance the Disney experience.
Seven Dwarfs Mine Train Being Rethemed to Encanto
Seven Dwarfs Mine Train, is closing for good. It will be rethemed and replaced with We Don’t Talk About Bruno, a roller coaster based on Encanto
A Brand New Water Slide is Coming to EPCOT
A brand new water slide is coming to World Showcase in EPCOT. While unconventional, this is another amazing added experience in their parks.
Disney Officially Bans Mickey Ears in Their Parks
Disney Ears continue to be a problem inside Disney parks. Because of this, Disney officially bans mickey ears in their parks.
The Tipton Hotel, Brand New Resort Coming to Disney World
The Tipton Hotel from Suite Life of Zach and Cody will finally be a real hotel. Disney is building it as a new resort near Magic Kingdom
Disney Now Selling Build Your Own Roller Coaster Kits
Disney has just released build your own roller coaster kits. For just $500, you can build a famous Disney roller coaster in your backyard!
Disney Introduces “Churro Challenge” Eating Contest
Disney World will host the first ever Churro Challenge. This new eating contest offers the chance to win Disney churros for life!
Vicious Crocodile Attacks Boat on the Jungle Cruise
A crocodile visciously attacked a jungle cruise boat yesterday. It swam up to the boat and jumped in. A few guests suffered serious injuries.
New Disney World Pay-to-Pee VIPee Bathrooms
Disney will now make you pay to use certain restrooms in the park. This new paid VIPee bathroom experience will come with snacks and items to freshen up
Disney World May Soon Allow Carry-In Alcohol
Bring your own alcohol into Disney World with a new carry-in policy change! This is a big new story in the world of Disney
All Disney Restaurants Will Serve the Exact Same Food Items
Disney World will enhance the guest experience by standardizing their food menus. All Disney restaurants will serve the same 8 menu items
BREAKING: Disney on The Verge of Hatching a Real Dinosaur
Breaking News! Disney is close to hatching a real dinosaur. Once it hatches, Disney will add the Dinosaur to Kilimanjaro Safaris.
Tower Of Terror Seat Belts Being Removed By Disney
Disney will be removing the seat belts from Tower of Terror pending official safety tests. This will make the ride “more authentic and thrilling”