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Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge Closing Permanently
Disney World’s Star. Wars: Galaxy’s Edge is closing permanently. It will be replaced with Lights, Motors, Action and Studio Backlot Tour.
Free and Discounted Disney Tickets for Influencers
You can now get free and discounted Disney World and Disneyland tickets if you are a Disney Influencer! The size of the discount depends on your follower count
Add Deceased Family Members to Disney Ride Photos
A new feature is available in the My Disney Experience app. Guests can now have their deceased family members added to their Disney ride photos!
Disney Lists Contemporary Resort for Sale on Zillow
Disney has listed The Contemporary Resort on Zillow. This is an effort to generate cash quickly and increase the company’s revenue.
Disney Files for New Mind Controlling Patent
Disney files for a new mind controlling patent. This patent would suggest rides to Disney World visitors in their subconscious based on crowd levels
Disney World Entrance Sign Will be Permanently Removed
Disney World is removing their iconic entrance sign permanently. This sign officially welcomes guests to Disney World and it won’t be the same without it.
New No Ride Ticket Option at Disney World
Disney World is adding a new no ride ticket option. This is the cheapest Disney World ticket and will allow guests to eat, drink, and shop at Disney World
Disney World Christmas Party Starting in June 2023
Celebrating Christmas gets earlier every year. In 2023, Disney will start their Mickey’s Very Merry Christmas Party in June
2025 Super Bowl Will Be Played at Disney World
Disney World will be the host of the 2025 Super Bowl. With this change comes the announcement of a new NFL stadium coming to Disney property.
Disney is Changing The Haunted Mansion Theme Song
The Haunted Mansion is getting a new theme song. Grim Grinning Ghosts will be replaced with a new song when The Haunted Mansion movie comes out
Disney’s Crazy New Ride Height Requirement
Disney is increasing the minimum height requirement for their thrill rides. This comes in the wake of safety concerns around the parks.
BREAKING: Mickey Mouse Out as Official Disney Mascot
Out with the old and in with the new. Disney’s removing Mickey Mouse as their official mascot and changing it to Figment.
Pirates of The Caribbean Replacing it’s a small world
Another big ride retheme is coming to Magic Kingdom. it’s a small world is closing and will be replaced with Pirates of The Caribbean
Stay Overnight in The Living with the Land House
Guests can now book a room in the Living with the Land house inside the ride. This is a new and unique hotel booking option at Disney.
Disney Retheming Pirates of The Caribbean to Splash Mountain
Splash Mountain at Disney World just closed at Magic Kingdom, however, the popular ride will be reopening. Splash Mountain will replace Pirates of the Caribbean
Disney Mars: A New Frontier in Theme Park Experience
Disney is planning a new theme park to be built on Mars. Disney Mars is planning to be open by 2050 and will be the first theme park on Mars.
Disney World ECV Electric Scooter Ban Effective Immediately
Disney is putting in an ECV electric scooter ban effective immediately. This is after a life threatening injury from one of these scooters
New Disney World Exam Required to Buy Park Tickets
Disney is requiring guests to pass an online Disney exam in order to buy park tickets. This is a new crowd control measure by the mouse.
Tower of Terror Bungee Jumping Experience Now Available
Disney World introduces new Tower of Terror Bungee Jumping Experience: Climb 199ft to the top of the Tower of Terror and jump off with a bungee cord
Man Seriously Injured in ECV Incident at Disney
ECV electric scooter accident at Disney World’s Magic Kingdom left a guest with life-threatening injuries. An investigation is underway.