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First Euthanasia Roller Coaster May Be Coming to Disney
Disney World may be home to the first euthanasia roller coaster. This roller coaster is intended to “peacefully” kill the riders, but raises ethical questions
Disney Announces New Cruise – Located Inside EPCOT
Disney just announced a brand new cruise ship. The new ship, the Disney World, will set sail inside EPCOT. It’s an 11 day trip around World Showcase!
Mickey Mouse Worship Center Coming to Disney World
Disney World will be home to the new Mickey Mouse Worship Center. People can go to worship Mickey and the Disney Company on their own or with daily masses
BREAKING: Splash Mountain is Moving to Universal Studios
Splash Mountain is moving to Universal Studios. It will replace Ripsaw Falls in Islands of Adventure and has a lot of guests excited about this change.
Crickets Replacing French Fries at Disney World
French Fries are coming off the menu at Disney World. Instead, Disney will replace them with crickets. Guests seem to not be happy with this change
Upside Down Loop Coming to Disney World Monorail
The Disney World monorail will soon go upside down. Disney is adding an upside down loop to the monorail in front of Magic Kingdom.
BREAKING: Source Confirms Walt Disney Brought Back to Life
Maybe the story of the year, Walt Disney was successfully resurrected on Easter Sunday. Yes, Walt Disney is alive again and will take over as CEO soon!
Last Meal at Disney World Approved for Death Row Inmate
A death row inmate requests his last meal at Disney World, Cosmic Ray’s Starlight Cafe. This is the craziest last meal every requested and it was approved.
Men Can Now Be Disney Princesses, Creates Huge Controversy
Massive controversy swirls with the decision to allow men to be Disney princesses in their parks. At Disney World, Cinderella may be played by a man
Selfie Ban Effective Immediately at Disney World
No selfies are allowed at Disney World. Disney implemented a selfie ban, effective immediately. This is due to the inherent danger selfies bring.
Disney World Adding Porta Potties to Magic Kingdom
Disney World is adding porta potties to the magic kingdom. They will be on Main Street USA and near Cinderella Castle to provide more bathroom access
High School Musical Ride Replacing Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster
A High School Musical ride is set to replace Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster starring Aerosmith. This is a significant retheme and has the world shocked
BREAKING: Smoking Now Allowed on All Disney World Rides
In the latest Disney World breaking news, Disney is now allowing smoking on all rides in their parks. This decision is met with some serious criticism
The Best Disney April Fools Jokes: A Breakdown
Disney April Fools jokes continue to impress us. We are breaking down the top Disney April Fools jokes from the past few years
Tower of Terror Will No Longer Be a Thrill Ride
Tower of Terror is undergoing a significant retheme. It will no longer be a thrill ride. Instead, it will be a standard elevator that goes up and down.
Disney Ride Shut Down After Man Farts on It
Yesterday, Living with the Land was forced to close after a man farted on the popular Disney ride. The smell was so bad, guests got out of the boat mid ride
Physical Examination Required to Enter Disney Parks
In order to enter Disney World, guests will be required to visit a doctor for a physical examination. This is an effort to reduce health issues in their parks.
Running of The Bulls Experience Coming to EPCOT
A new running of the bulls experience is coming to EPCOT World Showcase. Except in this case, guest will be running from Disney characters.
Disney World Will Soon Charge for Wi-Fi in Parks
Free Wi-Fi at Disney World will no longer be free. Disney will soon charge you to access the internet while in their parks.
Disney World Controlling Weather With New Anti-Rain Dome
Disney World is building a new anti rain system. They just broke ground on a $2 billion dome. Disney will be able to effectively control the weather.