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Disney Cast Members No Longer Get Free Disney Park Tickets
Disney cast members no longer get free Disney World tickets. Instead, they will get free tickets to Universal Studios. This is to reduce Disney crowd levels
Donate a Kidney, Get a Free Annual Pass to Disney World
If you want a free annual pass for Disney World, all you need to do is donate one of your kidneys. This is a way to encourage more kidney donation.
Little Mermaid Animatronics Updated per New Movie
Disney is updating the animatronics on The Little Mermaid rides to more closely resemble Ariel from the new live action remake, releasing soon
Disney World is Going Cash Only for All Payments
Starting in July, all payments at Disney World will need to be in cash. Disney World is going cash only in order to pay less taxes to the government.
Mickey Mouse To Be A Main Character in Mandalorian Season 4
Mickey Mouse will become a main character in The Mandalorian season 4. This is an effort to integrate Disney IP and for their 5th theme park.
Disney Hiding Free Annual Passes Around Parks
Disney World is launching a new Annual Pass scavenger hunt. Find Disney Annual Passes hiding around property for a free year at Disney World
Helicopters, A New Transportation Option at Disney World
Disney World now offers helicopters as a mode of transportation on property. This is in addition to busses, monorails, and boats.
Fantasmic Closing Permanently, Replaced With Hamilton
The 30 year run of Fantasmic is over. It was just announced Fantasmic is closing permanently and will be replaced with a condensed version of Hamilton
Club 33 at Disney Now is Open to The Public
The famous Club 33 at Disneyland and Disney World is now open to the public! Anyone with a reservation can eat there, but it comes at a cost.
BREAKING: Disney World 5th Park Officially Announced
Breaking Disney News, a brand new, 5th park is coming to Disney World. Star Wars Force World will immerse guests in the amazing world of Star Wars
Dumb Criminal: Man Steals Test Track Car, Arrested on I-4
A dumb criminal is pulled over and arrested on I-4 after stealing a car from Disney’s Test Track. He was pulled over after failing to signal.
New Rule: Kids Required to Wear Leashes At Disney World
All kids at Disney World are now required to wear a leash inside the parks. This controversial rule is to reduce the number of kids who get lost in the parks.
BREAKING: Disney World Officially Moving to New Orleans
It’s official, Disney World is moving from Lake Buena Vista, Florida to New Orleans, Louisiana. This is due to the ongoing Desntis vs Disney battle
Disney World Bans Shorts and Skirts in Parks
Disney World officially bans skirts and shorts inside their parks. This is due to the extensive amount of people being “dress coded” in their parks.
Tiana’s Bayou Adventure Canceled, Replaced With Qdoba
Say goodbye to Tiana’s Bayou Adventure. The project is officially cancelled. Instead, Disney will replace Splash Mountain with a Qdoba.
Disney Launches Line of Park Scented Perfumes and Colognes
You can now smell like Disney World all day long with their new line of Magical Memories perfumes and colognes. Enjoy the best scents of Disney
National Guard Blocks All Entrances to Disney World
The Florida Government calls in the National Guard to block all entrances to Disney World. This is a power play to put pressure on Disney
Guests Enjoy New EPCOT Fountain Turned Hot Tub
Sitting in a fountain in EPCOT may seem unconventional, but it’s not. The World Showcase fountain is now a hot tub for all guests to enjoy inside EPCOT
Magic Kingdom New Summer Park Hours – Open 24/7
Magic Kingdom will not close this summer. Disney is implementing new summer park hours, which means the park will be open 24/7, all summer long
National Treasure Experience Replacing Tom Sawyer Island
A new National Treasure experience is coming to Magic Kingdom. Tom Sawyer Island is set to close permanently and will be replaced by this experience.