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it’s a small world Ranked as The Worst Ride in America
it’s a small world officially ranks as the worst ride in America. This is due to its creepy and annoying nature, despite the love many have for the ride
Investigation: Disney Sells Your Fingerprints to the FBI
A shocking investigation reveals that Disney sells your fingerprints to the FBI. This is a mutual agreement where both Disney and the government benefit
Disney World Building Missile Defense System
A new missile defense system is coming to Disney World. This would make the parks the safest place on earth if World War 3 breaks out
Dr. Doofenshmirtz Drop-Inator Replacing Tower of Terror
The Tower of Terror is closing and will be rethemed to Dr. Doofenshmirtz Drop-Inator. This new ride will be based on the hit show Phineas and Ferb
Drag Day Coming to Magic Kingdom During Pride Month
Drag day, a day celebrating drag queens is coming to Magic Kingdom in June for pride month. However, this decision has many parents furious
New “Woke” Scene Coming to Carousel of Progress
A long overdue update is coming to the final Carousel of Progress scene. However, many are considering the update to be “woke”
Free Refillable Beer Mugs Coming to Disney World
Refillable beer mugs are coming to Disney World. For only $150, you can drink free beer at Disney for a week. This has many guests excited.
Disney Announces ‘Pixar Prison’ – Camp for Misbehaving Kids
Disney just announced Pixar Prison. This is a new camp that focuses on fixing the behavior of children, while parents enjoy Disney World
Woman Gives Birth on Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster
In strange Disney news, a woman gave birth on Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster yesterday. It forced a temporary closure. Luckily, the baby is healthy.
Donald Trump Presidential Rally Coming to Magic Kingdom
In a controversial move, Donald Trump will host a rally inside Disney World’s Magic Kingdom. He will attack DeSantis and generate lots of revenue for Disney
Tower of Terror Style Elevators Coming to Disney Resorts
Deluxe Disney World resorts will now have an added benefit. Disney is turning their elevators into Tower of Terror style elevators for more thrill.
Controversial Furry Day Coming to Disney World in June
A new event is coming to Disney World in June. Furry Day will allow furries to dress up at Magic Kingdom and will also have merchandise and treats.
BREAKING: Elon Musk Rumored To Buy Disney World
Elon Musk is looking for his next big bet. According to sources, Musk is looking at the struggling Disney World as his next acquisition venture.
Bud Light Becomes Official Beer of Disney World
Bud Light becomes the official beer of Disney World. This is an effort for two controversial companies to stand together and to make up lost revenue.
Disney World Shutting Off All Showers at Hotels
Disney will shut off the water to all showers at Disney World hotels. This is to save money and increase their ESG score.
Disney World Test Track Will be Rethemed to Original Ride
Test Track will close for a year long refurbishment. The ride will return to its original theming from 1999. Test Track 2.0 will be closed permanently.
Disney Adds Mickey Mouse Tax to Everything in Their Parks
A trip to Disney World will now cost 25% more with the addition of the Mickey Mouse Tax. This is a new tax on everything at Disney World and Disneyland
Disney World Requiring Guests to Cover Up Tattoos
Disney World will now require all guests to cover up all tattoos. This is due to many complaints of inappropriate tattoos in a family friendly place
Galactic Starcruiser to Become Reedy Creek State Prison
Star Wars Galactic Starcruiser is officially closing. It’s turning into the Reedy Creek State Prison. This is another political point for Ron DeSantis vs Disney
Peter Pan’s Flight Closing, Replaced With New Up Ride
Peter Pan’s Flight is closing permanently and will be replaced with Up Spirit of Adventure. The new Up ride will be an amazing replacement.