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Is The Haunted Mansion Closing Permanently?
Rumors are swirling that the Haunted Mansion will be closing permanently. The movie is the last hope to save the ride. If not, it will close forever.
Single Riders: Disney Launching a New Dating App
If you’re single and ready to mingle, and love Disney, the new “Single Riders” Disney dating app is for you. Meet your match inside Disney World.
FDA Approves a Post-Disney Depression Drug
The FDA has just approved a new drug to treat Post-Disney Depression. This new drug will require a doctor’s prescription to take.
Weight Limit Coming to Disney World and Disneyland Rides
A maximum weight limit is now being added to many Disney World and Disneyland rides. This is to make the rides safer, but has many people upset
Exclusive Interview: Walt Disney’s Frozen Head Confirmed
An exclusive interview with an anonymous Alpha-1 Disney security guard confirms that Walt Disney’s head is actually frozen.
Disney Tasing and Pepper Spraying Their Guests
Disney is deploying new measures to control their crowds. They are now tasing and pepper spraying guests that break the rules.
Phineas and Ferb Roller Coaster Coming to Disney World
The Coolest Coaster ever is coming to Hollywood Studios. This new ride will be based on the roller coaster from the first ever Phineas and Ferb episode
Kilimanjaro Safaris Hunting Experience Now Available
If you’ve wanted to go hunting inside Disney World, now you can. The Kilimanjaro Safaris hunting experience lets you hunt wild animals in Animal Kingdom
NEW Virtual Disney World Endurance Training Program
Disney has a new virtual Disney World endurance training program. For $1,000, certified trainers will help you prepare for your Disney trip
Guests Sneak Dead Taxidermied Family Member Into Disney
A family was caught sneaking their dead grandpa into Disney World. They got him taxidermied so he appeared lifelike, however, the plan failed
Mouse Trap News Celebrates One Year Anniversary!
We are celebrating our one year anniversary of Mouse Trap News! What better way to celebrate than breaking down our top 10 stories in our first year!
Dog-Friendly Disney Rides Currently Being Tested
Do you want to ride Disney rides with your dog? You may soon be able to. Disney is testing dog-friendly rides, so your dog can ride with you at Disney World
Fly to the Moon with Disney’s New Space Program
Just announced, Disney will soon offer commercial flights to the moon. For only $250,000, you can visit the moon through Disney’s new program.
Song of the South Returning to Theaters This Summer
Controversy swirls as Song of the South is returning to movie theaters this summer. This is the most unexpected Disney announcement ever
McDonald’s Grimace Experience Coming to Disney World
The Grimace Shake and a Grimace meet and greet are coming to Disney World. This is part of the new Grimace Experience between Disney and McDonald’s
Cars Tractor Tipping Adventure Ride Replacing DINOSAUR
DINOSAUR at Animal Kingdom is closing permanently. It will be replaced with Cars Tractor Tipping Adventure. There is no set date for DINOSAUR’s closure
Disney Removing The Bible From All Hotel Rooms
Disney World is removing the bible from all resort hotels. It will instead be replaced with Green Eggs and Ham, as a non-biblical substitute.
New Free Fall Water Ride Coming to Disney World?
Disney is testing a brand new free fall water ride. It’s a thrilling and partially trackless ride, likely be based on the Titanic movie
Just Announced: Throwback Thursdays Coming to Disney World
Save big money at Disney World on Throwback Thursdays. These days will have discounts on tickets, food, hotels, mimicking the prices when Disney World opened
No More Air Conditioning Inside Disney World
In a shocking announcement, Disney will turn off the air conditioning in all rides and buildings. This is to save money and be more environmentally friendly