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Rolling Blackouts at Disney World: What You Need to Know
Disney is officially implementing rolling blackouts at Disney World. Parts of their parks will close during the day to save money and the environment.
Disney Officially Cancels the Live-Action Snow White Movie
After a ton of controversy and backlash, Disney officially cancels the live-action Snow White movie. This is a rare moment for the Disney company.
BREAKING: Hello Kitty Disney World Theme Park Announced
A new Hello Kitty theme park is coming to Disney World. Hello Kitty World will be the 5th theme park at Disney World, replacing Star Wars Force World
Disney Announces “The Line”: An Attraction That’s a Line
A new attraction is coming to Disney World. It’s called “The Line” and will literally just be a line that you stand in. It’s expected to be a huge hit.
Disney Requiring Guests to Wear Pronoun Pins
You must wear a pronoun pin inside Disney World or you may be banned. This it to make the park more inclusive and prevent lawsuits against Disney
Disney Removing All Genders From Their Bathrooms
Disney makes a controversial move by removing all genders from their bathrooms. Men and women will be able to use any bathroom at Disney with this change.
Dwarfs Removed From Seven Dwarfs Mine Train
Due to the offensive nature of dwarfs in 2023, Disney is removing the dwarfs from Seven Dwarfs Mine Train. It will be renamed to Snow White’s Mine Train
Disney Increasing Genie+ to $200 Per Person Per Day
The cost of Genie+ is going through the roof. Disney is increasing it to $200 per person per day. This is to fix existing queueing issues in their parks
BREAKING: New Disney Theme Park, American Heartland
Disney’s American Heartland is the third Disney Resort coming to the US. Mouse Trap News just revealed this theme park in the works is secret Disney project
People Who Visit Disney Are Dying at Alarming Rates
BREAKING: A new study from the experts shows that people who visit Disney World are dying at alarming rates. In fact, 100% of people who visit Disney will die
Lizzo Concert at Disney World is Officially CANCELED
Lizzo was set to take stage in Magic Kingdom as part of Disney’s Castle Concerts. However, her show has been cancelled due to allegations
NEW Tasting Experience For Tiana’s Bayou Adventure
The first ever tasting experience on a thrill ride has just been announced. Enjoy food on Tiana’s Bayou Adventure to further immerse you in the ride
Guests Getting Kicked Out of Disney at Alarming Rate – Why?
Guests are getting kicked out of Disney World left and right. This is because of a new rule banning them from reciting the Haunted Mansion pre-show
Disney Can Control The Rain, Here’s What we Know
Disney World is able to control the rain. We sat down with a top Disney scientist to get to the bottom of how and when they control the rain
BREAKING: Barbie Officially Becomes a Disney Princess
Barbie is officially a Disney Princess. This announcement comes as Barbie dominates the box office. Though, she may not be a Disney princess forever
Disney Will Now Require Proof of COVID Vaccination 2023
Disney is implementing COVID policy in 2023. This new policy requires guests to show proof of vaccination or take a negative test that day
Adult Only Days Coming to Disney World This Fall!
Disney is testing Adult Only Days where anyone under the age of 12 will not be allowed in specified Disney Parks. This will likely be controversial
New Roomshare Option at Disney World Resort Hotels
You can save on your Disney resort with the new Roomshare option. This allows you to split a Disney hotel room with strangers and split the cost
Disney Destroying Main Street: From Segregation to Zootopia
Due to its connection to segregation, Disney is destroying Main Street USA at Disney World and Disneyland. It will be replaced with a Zootopia metropolis
Sharknado 7 Being Filmed Inside Disney World
Sharknado 7 is officially confirmed. The new movie is being filmed inside Disney World. No one expected a 7th movie, but Disney is making it happen