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Bob Chapek 0% Approval Rating with Guests
Bob Chapek has a 0% approval rating amongst guests according to a new poll. This is the lowest approval rating of any Disney CEO
Man Glues Himself to Splash Mountain Boat and is Arrested
A man glued himself to a splash mountain log during the ride to protest the Princess and the Frog retheme, however he was arrested.
Sorcerer’s Hat Returning to Disney’s Hollywood Studios
The famous Sorcerer’s Hat at Hollywood Studios is returning in 2023 to celebrate the Disney 100 years of wonder anniversary!
Cinderella Castle Zip Line Experience at Magic Kingdom
Guests can now zip line from cinderella castle to tomorrowland on Tinker Bell’s zip line at Disney World. This will cost $99 per person
Investigation Reveals Disney Pays People to Stand in Lines
After an intense investigation, we learned Disney pays people to stand in lines to make them longer. To get people to buy lightning lane
Man Caught Trying to Sneak Microwave into EPCOT
A man got caught trying to brine a microwave into EPCOT with plans to use it to make Pizza Rolls inside the park
Disney Becomes official Sponsor of New Year’s Eve 2022
Disney will ring in the new year and their 100th anniversary in 2022 as the new official sponsor of New Year’s Eve in Times Square NY
it’s a small world Becoming Walk-Through Attraction
it’s a small world will soon be a walk-through attraction where guests get to walk the track instead of riding in a boat at the Disney Parks
Disney Files Patent for Roller Coaster That Jumps Track
Disney is working on a roller coaster that jumps off the track to another track. This would be one of the most advanced roller coasters ever
BREAKING: Birds at Disney World Are Not Real
It’s confirmed that some birds at Disney World are not real and are used for security purposes to monitor the park and for guest safety
Disney Adding Transportation Fares to Monorails, Buses, Skyliner, and Boats
Disney is adding transportation fares on property, which will make guests pay to ride the buses, monorail, skyliner, and boats on property!
Tree of Life is Dying at Animal Kingdom
The world famous Tree of Life at Disney’s Animal Kingdom is dying. Disney is attempting to save the tree, but it may be too late
Disney Intentionally Burns Harmonious Barge and Will End Show Early
Disney intentionally burns ugly Harmonious Barges to start removing them in preparation for illuminations reflections of earth to takeover
Disney Adding Body Cameras to Characters
For the safety of it’s cast members, Disney is adding body cameras to their characters due to the increase in attacks on them in the parks
Walt Disney Taking Over The $100 Bill In 2023
Walt Disney will be on the $100 bill starting in 2023 for a year and a half to celebrate the Walt Disney Company’s 100th Anniversary!
Disney Launching Own Version of Pokémon Go, Disney Character Quest
Disney is getting in on the AR gaming industry with Disney Chracter Quest, a Disney version of the popular app Pokemon Go
Disney Launching Disney Music+, a New Music Streaming Service
Disney is launching a new music streaming platform, Disney Music+, which will be the only place you can stream Disney music in 2023
Disney World Building Airport on Property
Walt Disney World Airport will be built on Disney World property to make flying to Disney easier, especially with Magical Express gone
Walt Disney World Officially Changing Name to Walt Disneyland in 2023
Walt Disney World will officially be renamed to Walt DisneyLand in 2023 as part of Disney’s 100th anniversary celebration
Disney Launching Design a Disney Ride Contest
Be a disney imagineer at home with a new design a disney ride contest to design your own disney attraction and see it built in a disney park