Find a Story
Every made-up Disney headline we've ever published. Filter by category or search by keyword.
Use the box above to search. Tip: short keywords work better than full sentences.
Is Disney World Banning Alcohol on Property?
Is Disney World banning alcohol? It appears they may be. This is due to a rise in alcohol related incidents at Disney World. This would be very controversial.
Living With The Land Becoming Lazy River Ride
Living With The Land will close for refurbishment in 2023 and reopen in 2024 as a lazy river ride where guests float on inner tubes
Platinum Ticket Mickey Ice Cream Bar Promotion
The golden ticket of Disney will soon be here. In 2023, find a platinum ticket in your mickey ice cream bar, win a lifetime Disney pass!
Rent Out Disney World for a Full Day
If you want Disney World to yourself for a private event, you can soon rent out Disney World parks for a full day. Though it comes at a cost
Disney World Eliminating Paper Maps in 2024
Disney World will no longer offer paper maps in 2024. Guests will have to use the My Disney Experience app instead
Drivable Disney Ride Car Replicas Rolling out in 2026
Ever want to drive a Space Mountain car on the road? Disney will enter the car industry in 2026 with drivable ride vehicle replicas.
Rock Climb Cinderella Castle at Magic Kingdom
Guests can pay $149 to rock climb Cinderella Castle at Magic Kingdom for an hour. This is a brand new Disney experience!
Disney Resort Alexa Devices are Watching, Always Watching
After investigation, it turns out Disney Resort Alexa devices listen to conversations in the room and can video record guests in their hotel
Disney Parks Game Show in Development
New game show, Disney X Games, will be filming at Disney parks and will air exclusively on Disney+. This will be a fun game show to be on
Kid Floats Away at Disney World holding Mickey Balloons
Boy Flies away holding onto Mickey balloons after a strong wind gust picked him up and he took off. The boy is still missing as of now.
Is Animal Kingdom Closing Permanently?
Disney’s Animal Kingdom might be closing in 2024 based on new rumors. This is due to high costs and low revenue from the park.
New Coco Ride Coming to EPCOT Mexico Pavilion
A new Coco ride will be coming to EPCOT’s Mexico Pavilion replacing Gran Fiesta Tour Staring the Three Caballeros, which is closing
Disney Parks Wrapped Recaps Your Year at Disney
Disney Parks finally has Disney Parks Wrapped. Much like Spotify Wrapped, this recaps your year at Disney World and Disneyland
BREAKING: Stitch’s Great Escape Reopening at Disney World
Disney will be reopening Stitch’s Great Escape at Magic Kingdom after 5 years. It was always the plan to reopen it since it was closed
Taylor Swift Concert Coming to Magic Kingdom
Taylor Swift tickets will be on sale soon for Castle Concerts where Taylor Swift will perform at Disney World’s Magic Kingdom!
Haunted Mansion Wedding in Disney World and Disneyland
You can now get married at Disney’s Haunted Mansion as part of a new Fairytale wedding package at Disney World or Disneyland
6 Hospitalized After Disney Fight Over Popcorn Bucket
Huge fight breaks out at Disney World over Christmas popcorn bucket, sending 6 people to the hospital with non life threatening injuries
Disney Pop Up Theme Parks Coming to The United States
Disney will launch pop up theme parks across the US in 2024. Guests can visit a Disney park in New York, Chicago, Las Vegas and more cities
Walt Disney Will be Disney CEO in 2024
Walt Disney will take over as Disney CEO in 2024 as Disney unthaws his frozen head. Bob Iger will be an interim CEO
Na’vi River Journey Will Include it’s a small world Doll
Na’vi River Journey Shaman will soon be an it’s a small world doll due to increases in malfunctions on the current animatronic