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Woman Suing Disney For Not Allowing Her to Bring in “Service Ferret”
A woman was turned away from Disney after attempting to bring in a “service ferret”. She is now suing Disney for an ADA violation
Happily Ever After Fireworks Will Return to Disney World!
Happily Ever After will be returning to Disney’s Magic Kingdom on October 1, 2023 to the excitement of many Disney fans
Walt Disney’s Frozen Head to be Revealed at D23
The Walt Disney frozen head theory is real and Walt’s head will be revealed at D23 alive and working to celebrate Disney’s 100th anniversary
Farmland USA to Replace Dinoland USA at Animal Kingdom
Dinoland USA will be replaced with Farmland USA at Disney’s Animal Kingdom!
Southwest Airlines to Sponsor Soarin’ and Hand Out Free Snacks
Southwest Airlines will treat passengers on Soarin’ to pretzels as a snack to enjoy during their flight thanks to the new ride’s sponsor!
Futuristic Target/Starbucks Combo Coming to Tomorrowland
A futuristic Target/Starbucks is coming to Tomorrowland and will be a fan favorite at Disney World. This will be the only Target on Disney Property
it’s a small world Meet and Greet Coming to Magic Kingdom
it’s a small world will finally be getting a meet and greet at Magic Kingdom. This will be the best meet and greet at the park according to many guests
Coco Overlay Coming to Haunted Mansion
Haunted Mansion retheme coming with the addition of a new scene from Coco. It will feature the famous song Un Poco Loco sung in The Land of The Dead
High Gas Prices Cause Tomorrowland Speedway Closure
The extremely popular Tomorrowland Speedway will be closing down indefinitely due to the continued high gas prices.
Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster Starring Olivia Rodrigo
Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster will be replaced with Olivia Rodrigo retheme at Hollywood Studios to replace the current band, Aerosmith
Chapek Statue to Replace Tower of Terror Sign
Bob Chapek Statue to Replace the famous Tower of Terror Sign at Disney World, which was torn down just days ago. We have a first look at it
AutonoMOUSE Self-Driving Cars Coming to Disney World
A new transportation method is coming to Walt Disney World, AutonoMOUSE Self-Driving cars and can be booked in the My Disney Experience app
Living With The Land Ride Tastings
Living With The Land will be offering Tastings where you can eat food from the ride, on the ride! This is a step up from Behind The Seeds Tour
Bring Your Dog to Disney World!
Disney World to have Dog Days where you can bring your dog to Disney World. This is a fun way to bring your pup to the Disney Parks!
Disney Launches New Cryptocurrency, DI$COIN
Disney Launches new cryptocurrency, DI$COIN, which will be accepted in the parks and on ShopDisney. This will be a new way to pay at Disney
Kilimanjaro Safaris To Include Cast Members Dressed as Animals
Disney is taking an interesting approach to this animal shortage. Starting this week, they will have cast members out in the Safari dressed
New Features Released for MagicBand+
MagicBand+ will be able to sync to your phone’s health app. You will be able to use your MagicBand+ to track the number of steps, miles, and more